Up to 70% off in our Online Sale January 18 2016

New stock added all the time ... we have discounts up to 70% off and thats new stock and not just old! All your favourite brands - Lascivious, Miss Crofton, Lelo, What Katie Did .. grab a bargain!

Happy New Year December 31 2015

As you bring in the New Year, remember the wise words of Mae West: 
 - Too much of a good thing can be wonderful ... 
Happy New Year 2016 

last postage dates October 21 2015


Weds 16th Dec (Airsure)



2nd class Sat 19th 

1st class Mon 21st

Special Delivery  Weds 23rd

Bordello Shop On Colombia Road April 29 2015

Bordello takes up permanent residence at

Marcos & Trump,

146 Colombia Road,

London E2 7RG,

Home to the famous East London Flower Market, this bustling Shoreditch Market is perfect for our glamorous & naughty underpinnings.

Opening Hrs:

Weekday Shopping by Private Appt

Saturday 12.30 - 5.30pm

 Sunday 9.30 - 5pm

Love's Coming ... February 11 2015

Love's Coming .... 

She had looked for his coming as warriors come,
With the clash of arms and the bugle's call;
But he came instead with a stealthy tread,
Which she did not hear at all. 

She had thought how his armour would blaze in the sun,
As he rode like a prince to claim his bride:
In the sweet dim light of the falling night
She found him at her side.

She had dreamed how the gaze of his strange, bold eye
Would wake her heart to a sudden glow:
She found in his face the familiar grace
Of a friend she used to know. 

She had dreamed how his coming would stir her soul,
As the ocean is stirred by the wild storm's strife:
He brought her the balm of a heavenly calm,
And a peach which crowned her life.